Ode to a Cell Phone

I recently got a new cell phone. I haven't had one in a year and I'm pretty excited. On one hand, it was nice not being able to be reached at any second. I like my privacy. On the other hand, I missed a lot of connections and chances to speak with friends on the go. I really missed that. In honor of this momentous event in my life i give you this. WROTE A SONG 'BOUT IT. HE IT GO!

(chorus)
My cell phone is better than yours
Has a cure for AIDS and it ends all wars
Jam it in my ear or smash against my head
My cell phone's even really good in bed....

1. It has all these buttons that you can press
And all these functions that should impress you
It always works Never ever fails
Got a super network that never bails

(chorus)
My cell phone is better than yours
Has a cure for AIDS and it ends all wars
Jam it in my ear or smash against my head
My cell phone's even really good in bed....

2. My service plan is really really great
No overages or bad roaming rates
At home the movies or at the bar...
Insured for damage done by my car...(cuz i cant drive and talk at the same time)

(chorus)
My cell phone is better than yours
Has a cure for AIDS and it ends all wars
Jam it in my ear or smash against my head
My cell phone's even really good in bed....

3. So please dont get very mad at me
but if you are I'll message my apology
On sincere behalf of my cell phone and me,
(after 9 or weekends, cuz they're always free)
(bridge)
I wont ever talk to you face to face
My cell phone it saves me from the human race

(tag)
My cell phone is better than you
My cell phone is better than you
My cell phone is better than you
My cell phone is better than you

I know its corny. hahaha.